What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here is a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
IF:A,B,C,D,E,F, G,H,I,J,K, L,M,N,O,P, Q,R,S,T,U, V,W,X,Y,Z
IS REPRESENTED:1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10, 11,12,13, 14,15,16, 17,18,19, 20,21,22, 23,24,25, 26
THEN:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K=8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
AND
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E=11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
BUT,
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E=1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5= 100%
AND,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T=2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20= 103%
AND
A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G=1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7= 118%
So one can conclude with mathematical certainly, that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
(Thank you for the chuckle to the anonymous teachers and the people who passed this around the web.)
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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